We won't sleep together?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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