Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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