Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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