she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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