Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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