Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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