Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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