So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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