im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
