i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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