I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
