This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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