whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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