drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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