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come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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