im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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