I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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