How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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