i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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