No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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