I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I think people are normalizing furries
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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