I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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