Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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