i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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