My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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