Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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