You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I want her autograph on my taint
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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