Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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