I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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