But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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