so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Don't make out with my wife yet
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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