Duck Duck Cougar?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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