I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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