I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Randomize
