fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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