would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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