That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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