You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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