white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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