How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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