Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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