girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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