Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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