redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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