After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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