I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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