okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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