Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
third nipple confirmed
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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