those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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