i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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